Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have finally got the right formula to make their love rumors fade away !

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen are a thing! Robert Pattinson and Kristen are in love! Robert Pattinson and Kristen go out on a date! Robert Pattinson and Kristen party late! Robert Pattinson and Kristen break up! Aren’t you tired of these boring headlines? The actors are just co-actors and they go out to party because the like to and they go out on dinner because they feel hungry too.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen do not love each other; Robert Pattinson and Kristen are also not breaking up because you need to hook up first if you wanna break up. What they have learned is that they would be linked up no matter what they do. Even if the co incidentally meet at KFC, the media would report “Robert Pattinson and Kristen go on a Zinger Burger date” and if they meet at a Salon, the media would put it as “Robert Pattinson and Kristen likes shampooing together!”

Both of them have finally learnt that they can do something together that for a change won’t ignite love rumors. They have decided to lie off together. That is exactly the reason why you find no news about them these days. They are away from the cameras and flashes. They don’t go out together. “Robert sneaks in at movie premiers instead of walking the red carpet,” these all are stunts to bring down the love heat rumors. If he did walk the red carpet of ‘Lovely Bones,’ the media would say “Robert has a fight with Kristen & walks the red carpet of ‘Lovely Bones’ alone!”

They have finally got the right formula to make their love rumors fade away. And stupid reporters (including me) are dawned with hard task of having to right something when there is nothing to write about at all.

Source: Entertainment and Showbiz